-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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Need For Speed 30025 DRIVE OVER 60000 EXTREME CARS OVER 60 BILLION REAL LIFE GRAPHICS TRACKS! WHILE LISTENING TO BULLSHIT SONGS THAT MAKE YOU CRY! NO PAUSE BUTTON! EVERY CAR MUST BE UNLOCKED BY PLAYING THE SAME TRACK (Yeah music track too) OVER AND OVER AGAIN! OVER 6000000 ONLINE GAMERS AT THE SAME TIME WORLDWIDE, EACH TRACK HAS 5000000 THOUSAND LAPS SO THE FUN NEVER ENDS! UNLOCK ALL STUFF DLC: 6000 Bucks. Moral: So I have not been here since I called myself the sociopath or something, who the fuck are these Nero`s and Neronism and all that fuck? :( They almost improved my reputation! THATS HORRIBLE!

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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