Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

Where's the dick??? east

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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