- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

i just pooped that is all!

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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