Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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