- Anti Joke

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

knock knock who's there? faith

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black