Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

YES! EXACTLY!

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

vote this down and i will DOX you

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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