- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

hey hey apple

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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