- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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Arrow in the Knee!

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

penis. nuff said.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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