- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

What comes after 69? 70

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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