Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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