What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had just received a call from his family, hearing that his father had just been butchered. He was approaching the farm when an 18-wheeler approached. The tire flew off, hit a candy store, candy flew in the chicken's mouth, and it died of diabetes. However, right before the chicken died he finally crossed the road, not knowing he would get shot by his farmer. The chicken managed to survive the shooting to his right kidney, wiggled to his family, and died in front of his wife.

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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