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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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