- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

What's 9 + 10 19

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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