Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Sixty... eight

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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