Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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Ain't idn't a word.

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

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The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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all jokes aside...

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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