do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

You are the most beautiful person in the world.

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

The WPGA tour

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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