- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Basically

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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