What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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