Why do I hate food? I don't.

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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