- Anti Joke

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs