- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

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