- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

there once was a black man who played basketball

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

A terrorist robs a walrus.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

hey John will you make some copies

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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