- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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