Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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My two friends Larry and Paul are both race horses. They were getting ready for a big race to quolify them for the Kentucky durby. BANG! The race started! What. Close race! First it was Larry then Paul then Larry then Paul! And finally Larry came out and won it! Paul went to the winners circle and congratulated Larry. He said "hey great job Larry but next time after you come back from touring will you let me win?" Larry says "oh! Of course this couldn't get between us! We're like two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket. We're best friends"... So when he came back from touring Larry said it was great! And promised let Paul win. BANG the race started! It was Paul then Larry then Paul then Larry won again. Paul was a little mad that he he didn't win but he went to congratulate larry anyway. Larry said next time he was deffinetly going to let Paul win, because he wasn't gonna let this get between them because they are two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket, they are best friends. Then after Larry came back from touring he promised again he would let Paul win. BANG! The race started and it was Paul then Larry! Then Paul! Larry! Paul! Then larry won. Paul at this point furious went to the winners circle. He talked to Larry "Larry why didn't you let me win for the third time!? This is just your ego trying to win every time now!?" I didn't want them to fight so I chimed in "Larry, Paul! Please don't fight! Your two peas in a pod! Closer then bread in a basket! Your best friends!! You don't want to fight like this!" Larry turned to Paul and said "Hey look! A talking dog!"

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What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

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How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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Where's the dick??? east

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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White NBA players.

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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