What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

Pandas Everywhere!!!

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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