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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

Guess who is violent. Osama

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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