- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

what is a chicken answer: chicken

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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