Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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hello

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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