Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

How do you hold someone in suspense?

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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