- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

i like it in the mouth

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

whats worse than a kane nothing

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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