- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

Anthony sucks

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