what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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Womens basketball

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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Anti Joke

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