Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

A: Knock Knock B: ...

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

That's what SHE said!

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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