- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Morning wood.

VAGINA.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

That's what SHE said!

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

Mitt Romney

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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