Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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dyslexic's Untie

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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I can count to potato.

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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i just pooped that is all!

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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