- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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