- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

ur gay

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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