How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

I like the color potato.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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