- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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