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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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