What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

Thats what she said

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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