What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

Click here to end the world.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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