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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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