- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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