What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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