- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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