What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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