What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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