- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

My penis is big... not.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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