a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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YOLO

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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