- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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