just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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The Game.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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