Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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Burp

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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