What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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