- Anti Joke

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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