- Anti Joke

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS