Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Sixty... eight

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Hi what I lug you

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Anti Joke

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