- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Your grandma's cookies.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

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Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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