- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

Justin Bieber.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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