- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Do you like apples? Yes

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

LIFE :(

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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