- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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