A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Guess who is violent. Osama

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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