- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Invisible Children Foundation.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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