- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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You will not press the like button.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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