What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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