- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

taking out the trash... at night

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

I'm Batman.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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