- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

I'm Jewish

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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