A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Women's Rights.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

womens rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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