knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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Sarah Palin

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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