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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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