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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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I grunt when I poop.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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A gay Asian guy walks into a gay bar where he found a fruity looking black man... The Asian went up to the black man and said, " how'r they hanging?" shocked with anger, the black man hits him in the face, knocks him to the ground and said, " YOU DO NOT TALK TO MY FAMILY THAT WAY. BOTH MY GRANPARENTS WERE LYNCHED!!!" the Asian stands up and brushes himself off... He turns to the black guy and says " I meant the balance scale at the table you were were sitting at" the black fellow turns to the table with the notebook and the balance scale with rocks on both sides that he was sitting at... He turns back to the Asian man and apologizes for his rude behavior and buys him a drink... (2 hours later) they have sex

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Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

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Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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