- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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