- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

heads up!

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

You dropped something.... Yo lip

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