- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What is 9 + 10? 21

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What are annoying? Ads.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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