I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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A child walks into a classroom.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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