The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

My friend harris is fat.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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