why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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Life

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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