A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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God wrote this joke.................................

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Facebook How i met my mother

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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