- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

I'm going to Re-write History... History

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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