- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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