What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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My dad

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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