- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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